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宝宝心里为什么这么苦?宝宝终于说了。

年轻妈妈们都了然,小孩子的情绪是极不稳定的,不知道什么时候Duang地一下就不开森了,Duang地一下就有小情绪了,Duang地一下就嚎啕大哭了……



澳洲妈妈Jenna Gallina决定把3岁的女儿在24个小时之内嚎啕大哭的理由一一记录下来,并发表在了博客上。


Jenna Gallina:注意了各位,请搬个小板凳,倒上一杯红酒,来围观一下我3岁的闺女在一天之内是因为哪些理由嚎啕大哭的。真希望这些东西是我自己瞎编的……


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《宝宝为什么哭了?》



  1. She wanted to wear her Elsa shirt (which is in the dirty clothes pile).

    她想穿她的Elsa上衣(那件脏了不能穿)。


  2. She put her underwear on backwards.

    她把内裤穿反了。


  3. I put the wrong episode of Strawberry Shortcake on.

    我把动画片《草莓娃娃》给她放错剧集了。


  4. I didn’t get her breakfast quickly enough.

    早餐上的不够快。


  5. She didn’t want cereal. She wanted oats.

    不要吃普通的麦片,要吃燕麦。


  6. I gave her the wrong bowl for her oats. She wanted the bowl that her uneaten cereal was in.

    我“给错了”吃燕麦的碗,她想用那个装着普通麦片的碗吃燕麦。


  7. She spilled oats on her knee.

    把燕麦洒在膝盖上了。


  8. She wanted the small spoon.

    想要用小勺子吃。



  9. I gave her the yellow blanket instead of the pink blanket.

    给了她黄的的毯子,她想要粉色的。


  10. She wanted to wear her Elsa dress instead of her Elsa shirt.

    又不想穿Elsa的上衣,想要穿Elsa的裙子。


  11. It’s not her birthday today.

    今天不是她的生日。


  12. Her seatbelt felt funny.

    在车上,她的安全带很搞笑。



  13. Her brother looked at her in the car.

    她哥哥在车上盯着她看。


  14. The cat wouldn’t let her pick him up by the tail.

    猫不给她捏尾巴。

15.  She couldn’t open the wrapper to her muesli bar.

      早餐棒的包装袋撕不开。


16.  I opened the wrapper to her muesli bar too much.

       我帮她撕开后,口子开得有点大了。


17.  Her muesli bar broke in two.

       她的早餐棒断成了两段。


18.  When colouring in, I used the wrong colour of blue for Cinderella’s dress.

       和她玩涂色,我把灰姑娘的裙子涂成了蓝色。


19.  I sat on her imaginary friend.

       我一屁股坐在了她想象中的朋友身上。

 


20.  She put her shoes on the wrong feet.

       她把鞋子穿反了。


21.  Peppa Pig ended.

       《粉红猪小妹》剧终了。


22.  I cut her sandwich into triangles.

       我把她的三明治切成了三角形。


23.  I cut her second sandwich into squares.

       我把她的第二块三明治切成了正方形。


24.  I wouldn’t let her play in the car.

       我不让她在车里玩。


25.  I suggested we take a nap.

       我想让她睡个午觉。


26.  She dropped her hat on the road.

       她把帽子掉在路上了。


27.  I didn’t let her answer the phone.

       我不让她接电话。


28.  I sat on the wrong side of the couch.

       我坐错沙发位置了。


29.  It started to rain.

       下雨了。


30.  I had to cook dinner.

       我必须要去做晚饭了。


31.  Her brother talked to her.

       她哥哥跟她了什么。



32.  She spilled her water.

       她把水洒了。


33.  I used the red towel to clean it up. I should have used the pink one.

       我用红色的抹布擦水,拿错了,应该用粉色的擦。


34.  I had a shower without her.

       我洗澡没带她。


35.  I helped her brother with his homework.

       我教她哥哥写作业。


36.  She lost her doll’s pink shoe.

       她把洋娃娃的粉色鞋子丢了一只。


37.  I asked her to take a bath.

       我想给她洗个澡。


38.  I asked her to get out of the bath.

       洗完了我要她从浴缸里出来。


39.  The towel felt itchy.

       浴巾裹上有点痒。


40.  Her brother got his pyjamas on quicker than she did.

       她哥穿睡衣比她快。


41.  I turned the page of her bedtime story incorrectly.

       讲睡前故事的时候翻错页了。


42.  Teddy fell off the bed.

       熊宝宝冲床上掉下去了。


43.  I didn’t tickle her arm properly.

       挠她的胳肢窝挠的不舒服。


44.  I yawned.

       我打了个哈欠。


知道了宝宝心里为什么苦,我就问你怕不怕?